LA OFICINA SEGUN EL SEXO

La oficina según el sexo.
Hay una foto de la familia en la mesa.
- El: Bien; es un padre responsable.
- Ella: Humm; antepone la familia a su carrera profesional.

La mesa está desordenada.
- El: Obviamente, es un hombre muy ocupado y trabajador.
- Ella: Se ve claramente que es una mujer desorganizada.

Esta hablando con sus compañeros de trabajo.
- El: Debe de estar comentando las últimas transacciones de la compañía.
- Ella: Debe de estar cotilleando

No está en su lugar de trabajo.
- El: Debe de estar en una reunión.
- Ella: Debe de estar en el baño o fumando.

No está en la oficina.
- El: Estará visitando a algún cliente.
- Ella: Debe de estar de compras.

Está comiendo con el jefe.
- El: Es un hombre que va para arriba.
- Ella: Seguramente, es que hay "algo" entre ellos.

El jefe le ha echado una bronca.
- El: Ahora rendirá más.
- Ella: Estará alteradísima.

Le han jugado una mala pasada.
- El: ¿Se ha enfadado?
- Ella: ¿Ha llorado?

Se va a casar.
- El: Sentará cabeza.
- Ella: Estará embarazada y dejará de trabajar.

Va a tener un hijo.
- El: Tendrán que subirle el sueldo.
- Ella: La empresa tendrá que darle el permiso de maternidad.

Se va de viaje de negocios.
- El: Es bueno para su carrrera profesional.
- Ella: ¿Que dirá su marido?

Pierden el tiempo.
- El: pierde 5 minutos en reírse de las tonterias de un papel que circula por la oficina.
- Ella: pierde 5 dias en escribir las tonterias de un papel que circula por la oficina.

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